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January 6 Cincy A2 8:00 Caller: SPARKY SPARKS
13 Whirlaways 8:00 Caller: SPARKY SPARKS
20 Cincy A2 8:00 Caller: JACK PLADDYS
27 Whirlaways 8:00 Caller: JEFF BARTH
MARK CLAUSING Advance to Go Workshops Thursdays 7:30
PAM COURTS Dance 7:00-9 pm Miami Valley Christian Academy
JIM COX ADV W/S Every Wednesday 7-9 pm 3641 Harrison Ave in Cheviot
SAM PHILIPPS, Motivators (Buckeye Lake) 2nd & 4th Tuesday 7:30-10 pm
JACK PLADDYS A2 Class 6:30-8:00pm, C1-8:00-9:30
Hawker United Church Dayton Every Monday in January
GENE RECORD DBD workshop: 2/4/5 Tuesdays 8-10 pm Promenade Palace
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Wednesdays A2 workshop and dance, January 4 through March 21.
Caller: Jack Pladdys Hayloft Barn, lower level 7:00--9:00 pm
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FYI: Nick Hartley will be in Florida January through late March.
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Lexiphi (I.e.Le, "lovers of words" you know. . . like, you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. . . . or, I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. . . then it hit me. . . etc.). Well, here are some more for you to enjoy ..... (more next month)
*A will is a . . . dead giveaway.
*If you don't pay your exorcist . . . you can get repossessed.
*With her marriage, she got a new name . .. . and a dress.
*Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you . . . A-flat miner.
*You are stuck with your debt if . . . you can't budge it.
*Local Area Network in Australia : . . . The LAN down under.
*A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.
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*Two ducks were swimming along, and one of them said, "Quack!"
The other duck said, "Oh, my gosh! I was just about to say the same thing!"
* The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.
* The secretary was leaving the office when she saw the CEO standing by a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very important document. Can you make this thing work?" The secretary turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Great," said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
* How many angels can fit in a Honda?
All of them. For it is written: "All of my angels shall sing my praises in one Accord."
* First old man: You want to go for a walk? Second old man: Isn't it windy?
First old man: No, it's Thursday. Second old man: Me, too. Let's go get a beer.
* How do you know that a dog is man's best friend?
Try this experiment. Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car and drive around for a while. Come back home and open it up, and see which one of them is glad to see you.
* A businessman in New York called his mother on Long Island. "Mom, it's me."
"Don't worry about not calling. If I had a stroke, it probably wouldn't be that bad."
"I'm sorry."
"Don't worry about not visiting me. If I were on the floor, I could probably drag myself over to the phone and call for help."
"Mom, I've been terribly busy. I'm awfully sorry. But we're coming this weekend, the whole family. Me and Doris and the kids." "Doris?" "My wife, Doris."
"Your wife's name is Hannah!" "Is this 516-555-9312?" "9313."
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry, madam." "You mean you're not coming?"
* A dog walks into a bar and says, "Hey, my name is Bob and I'm a talking dog. Ever seen a talking dog before? How 'bout a drink for the talking dog?"
The bartender answers, "Sure. The toilet's right back there, first door on your left."
* Into the bar comes a grasshopper. And the bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"
And the grasshopper says, "Is that right? Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"
* "Hello, Doctor?" "Yes?"
"My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" "No, this is her husband!"
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Thanks for reading my ramblings.
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