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February 3 Cincy A2 8:00 Caller: JEFF BARTH
10 Whirlaways 8:00 Caller: JACK PLADDYS
17 Cincy A2 8:00 Caller: SPARKY SPARKS
24 Whirlaways 8:00 Caller: JIM COX
MARK CLAUSING Advance to Go Workshops Thursdays 7:30
PAM COURTS Dance 7:00-9 pm Miami Valley Christian Academy
JIM COX ADV W/S Every Wednesday 7-9 pm 3641 Harrison Ave in Cheviot
SAM PHILIPPS, Motivators (Buckeye Lake) 2nd & 4th Tuesday 7:30-10 pm
JACK PLADDYS A2 Dance / Workshop 6:30-8:15 pm, C1-8:15-9:30 every Monday,
Except 1st Monday, Hawker United Church Dayton
GENE RECORD DBD workshop: 2/4/5 Tuesdays 8-10 pm Promenade Palace
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Wednesdays A2 workshop and dance, January 4 through March 21.
Caller: Jack Pladdys, and others, Hayloft Barn, lower level 7:00--9:00 pm
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FYI: Nick Hartley will be in Florida January through late March.
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More for the Lexiphi (I.e.; "lovers of words") you know. . .
like, you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. .
When you've seen one shopping center . . . you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . . resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . . He's all right now.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could . . .. jog your memory.
A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, . . . it's your Count that votes.
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*Help Desk: What did you do, exactly?
Caller: I hit the F-key eight times as you told me, but nothing's happening!
Computer help desk: And now hit F8 Caller: It's not working.
*Game show host: I'm looking for an island in the Atlantic Ocean whose
name includes the letter e. Contestant: Ghana
Host: No, Listen. It's an island in the Atlantic. Contestant: New Zealand.
*On Great moments in High School Essays:
Single-parent families are those in which a child has only one biological parent.
Edgar Allen Poe and Samuel Taylor Coleridge were similar
in that when they wrote, nothing was modern yet.
If I had a time machine and could speak to anyone, alive or dead...I would pick the live one.
*Sign in front of a church:
TRUST IN GOD/ HAVE FAITH IN THE LORD
Security by Franklin Burglar Alarm, Inc.
*Insurance claim:
Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn.
Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
*Warning label on a mattress: Do Not Attempt To Swallow.
*Restaurant slogan: Order anything on the menu and we'll step on it!
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*A teacher was telling her third-grade class that they needed to bring in a couple dollars to
get a copy of the class picture. "This is going to mean so much to you in thirty years,"
she said. "You'll look at it and you'll say, there's my friend Julie-she's a lawyer now-
and there's my friend Jim …"
A voice from the back of the room interrupted, "And there's my teacher--she's dead."
*Adam and Eve had the perfect marriage. He didn't have to listen to her talk about men
she knew before him, and she didn't have to put up with his mother.
* What's big and gray and wrote gloomy poetry? T.S. Elephant.
* What's big and gray and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
* "Doctor," said the patient. "I can't stop singing 'Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome to me," the doctor replies.
"Is that common?" "It's not unusual."
* How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many therapists do you think it takes to change a lightbulb?
* "Gladys, it's like a miracle. Every night when I get up and go to the bathroom,
God turns the light on for me, and when I'm finished, he turns the light off."
"Harry--you're doing it in the refrigerator again!"
* Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you ever seen a doctor? Patient: No, just spots.
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* What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, God calls a butterfly!
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